OH MY GOD IM SERIOUSLY HAPPY
and what better way to pass on my happyness with a LONG GIANT LIST OF PEOPLE I LOVE!

1)ME
2)My Ego
3)Mr Octupus Man
4)YAP TEIK!
5)Leanne Tay
6)Cheryl Lim
7)Toong Kai Jun
8)Sarah Lim
9)Chua Cho Ling
10)Lin Zi Lin
11)Jamie Teo
12)Serena Shum
13)Nicole Yaw
14)Nikki
15)Tan Shun Yu
16)Michelle Sim
17)Megan Tay
18)Woo Su Xian
19)Tiffany Lum
20)Stephanie KOH
21)Jamie Ang
22)Jacqueline Tan
23)Charmaine Leong
Ohhhh And the list goes on and on and on
Yea im shuch a shit today
Brr
Oh i realised my sister can grow up t be a bimbo mna
Seriosly she was watching those bimbo my scene Vids on the myscene.com
Or whatever shit, but still

MINI MEN IN ASTRONAUT SUITS!
Thank the mini men in astronaut suits who make our sanwhiches nice and toasty!
HALALALALALALA
Rachelle came up with it
Hmm JBF in a week and its hard enough i cant practise
My sister is screaming at me cos the sound of the drum pad +Sticks is killing her
And i ave the big bulky metronome an i cant put it on my ear cos its FREAKING giant
Pooo... yea im saving up to get a small one......
Pooooo
Ill upload the picture of the MINI MEN IN ASTRONAUT SUITS
Like when i feel like it... yea.... ill stick with that
When i feel like it...
GOLD FISH CHIKEN!

Use the first letter of your name to answer these questions.
They have to be real places, names or objects.
You CAN'T use your own name for the boy/girl question.
Tag 5 ppl to do this.And have a nice time!
1) 4 letter word
CRAP!
2) Boy’s name
Chris
3) Girl's name
CHERYL!
4) Occupation
Cooker
5) A colour
Dunnoe
6) Something you wear
Cap
7)Beverage
COKE!
8)Food
CORN!
9)Something found in the bathroom
Conditioner
10) A place
CHLOEISNOTHERE.BLOGSPOT.COM!
11)Reason to being late
CHLOE LIKES TO MAKE GRAND AND SUPREME ENTRENCES
Tag 5: don't know...how about EVERYONE !

Oh you know what i just LOVE the holidays
I mean you
1)wake up at 7 am in the freaking morning to study
2)take a bus t school at 12 plus for band
3)Get crapped by kds from 2 to 6 in the damn afternoon
4)And bus back home to realise you have 23 chapter reviews to do
5)and when you realise that you have finished 6 reviews and its 10 at night you hear your mom calling you to spend quality family time together when all you want to do is sleep and disturb YAP TEIK !

See how much i justlove the holidays?
Awesome right.....
Shit i just realised im sick.. yet again..

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
HMM i Thinki shall be nice and dedicate this post to CHERYL LIM! YAY
CHERYL LIM is the most retaded person in 1SY i have ever seen
Herm, i sound like im doing an essay on MY BESTEST FRIEND YAY!
Ok lets make it more essay-ish..
SO lets seee, she has thick long hair and long eyelashes(not tt i ever saw her eyelashes)
And she has weird sense of fashion (look at her glasses)
Im so mean...CONTINUE
Cheryl Lim is from the SMARTEST class in the whole of sec 1 meaning she is very smart
Yes, very smart yea ok.... so anw
Although she is in the smartest class she is SOO freaking not a nerd
Cos nerd just go home and take out text book and study and obsess over weird stuf like the latest Bio text book or the MOST high Tech Calculator then can help you brush your teeth
Or some shit like that
BUT instead she chooses to spend her free time obsessing over WESTLIFE and FRENCH B.R.I.T.I.S.H People
Just like anyother ordinary class LIKE MINE!
Hana Yori Dango ... Taiwan Dramas
Yep....and like any other person(seriously you cant find another cheryl lim in the world)
They must have an AWESOMELY AWESOME CCA(Band) with AWESOMELY AWESOME FRIENDS(ME!Kym,Leanne,Wen Yuan, Sarah,Kaijun)AND not to mention AWESOMELY AWESOME SENIORS (Emily and janine)
Of course she must be lonely in her class
So thats why she has ME! and KYM! and LEANNE! and JELLY STICKS! and SARAH!to fill her life with lots and lots of wonderful JOY!
So even though she maybe having the shittest of life right now there are still people who love her!(ME! KYM!LEANNE!WENYUAN!SARAH!BOX BUNNY! JELLY STICKS!)
So cheryl REMEMBER that you are LOVED!

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OOOOOOOOOO!
Gossip Girl is starting soon!
Bah i sound like a total retard.
Yea bollywood is like tomorrow
AND WHY did a LIKE apear in the last sentence
LIKE SO LOSERIFIC
GOSH bimbo! EWWWW Must be the opening
OOOOOOOOOO!
Gossip Girl is starting soon!
Sentence.
DOTS anw today we took another JBF photo
Cos some crappy person was like it wasnt good enough....
SO with FORMAL pictures there must also be INFORMAL pictures RIGHT?
Well me and kym attempted the jumping shot again but we wernt captured in our
AWESOME MOMENT
Muahah BOOOOO!
Bah but i got a section piture YAY!
MUAHAHA!
We ( CHLOE THE SUPREME, Cho Ling, Zilin) took a photo together
Well yes with the COWBELL! :) and the DRUMSET Hehe....
Retarded..
.there's something with me and cowbells.....

New Banana Eating record!
8 Bananas in 6 Mins!
YES! beating my 5 year record of 6 bananas 6 min!
YES MUAHAHAHAHA
Anw with each passing day, i stand a chance of loosing my brain more and more
So that’s why I took the chance to make a list of things I would do if i were gonna go crazy
UNDIENIABLE AWESOMENESS! don’t deny it...
Hmm anw History test was bleah today
75 Fill-In-The Blank
NEARLY DIED
Well the only thing I remembered was the Iron Delhi Or whatever crap
Bleah slept though the paper for about a good 40 mins or so
Geog was incrediably awesome.
Sitting next to Kalya yea man
Kalya 'Hi rachelle!'
Chloe 'Hi Kalya!'
Kalya'Rachelle, you look so different! '
Chloe'I know im EVERYTHING i always wanted to be GASP!'
I feel like using xanga for some reason man
Weird OK so i have FINALLY Finished Gym
So relieved

Ok so lemme tell you what happened.
1) I got onto the tramp
2) Started bouncing
3) Hmm its not that bad
4) The teacher asked me to split jump and sit drop
5) Before you know it you could here me screaming from Raffles Primary man
GOD I was like
AHHHHH! Boing! AHHHHHHH! Boing! AHHHHH Boing!
So when i got off, i told jess
"Now you know why im in band, not gym"

Ok this is officialy shity
My dad kid napped my sister to town and is leaving me to starve
And me having a throat ulcer limits my food intake to 0.0001%
Cos everything i eat is heaty or has chocolate
So much for my COOKIES!
Stupid freaking 8 bars and damn dynamics
SHIT!
Poo
Kym loves octupus man YAY
On the other hand, im on breaking dawn!
Actually on my first page
Haha not bad right
Blah Blah
Im seriously running out of things to blog on
8 bars!

ZOMG!
I CANT HELP BUT FREAKING SCREW MYSELF THIS WHOLE WEEEEK
Stupid man
Anw, i shall tell you about MR OCTUPUS MAN!
Ok i cant reall find the picture
BLEAH
OK so Mr Ocutupus man was bought from borders to apparenly
"Suck out CHLOE THE SUPREME's Ego And hyperness"

Instructions:
NOTE: Only to be used when chloe is SUPER HYPER or has A GREAT IDEA ON HOW TO SCREW HERSELF or is just PURE EGOIST'
1) Place Mr OCTUPUS MAN ON CHLOE'S CENTER OF HEAD
2) Wait for Her to calm down/ stop being so ego
3) If does not work "Scream some sec 2 3 4's name in her ear"
4) IF problem still persist, Flatter her
5) Cease exercise when problem has stopped
YEA MAN! Awesome, Kym's gonna LOVE mr octupus man

"hii-gee-nee"

Lets start with the sadistic stuff first
Jbf is in 2 FREAKING weeks
Kds is MOST LIKELY making us come back every single day to practices
He's already telling us how his other schools started practicing EVERYDAY since 2 weeks ago..
Its freaking not our fault that EOYS is like 3 weeks after Jbf
Garrrr


ZOMG! ZOMG!
The lollipop brenda gave me smells like (its gonna sound weird)
How the 700/171 bus smells like when we pass far east plaza
Ooooo Weird-ness
Anw im seriously lacking on homework
I frigging slept at 8 last night
Hmmm IM SUPREMELY AWESOME!
My face is gonna be on the cover of the JBF thingy
Along with Sarah Leanne Nicole Wen Yuan Erin
Its was a sabo game
SHIT KYM!
Muahahahhahahaha
Eclipse is calling me... BYE
Borders HERE i come
RANDOM SHIT

Btw Leanne's name means GODDESS OF THE CANOE MAKERS!

"one's awesomeness or any nonsense i classify as irritating stupid"
MUST RESIST TEMPATAION
RESIST RESIST RESIST

Anw today's bollywood thingy went BETTER then expected
GR got 5 bonus points for moving and shaking butts WHOOPIE man
Yea so later excape to the band room with kym and jamie
NOT good
"PHAIL!PHAIL!" rings though my head when i tried concentrating on the stupid metronome
Ear blokage now

YES! we took pictures for JBF
Turned out SUPREMELY NICE
Me and kym were in the first row so we took 2 formal then onto the AWESOME ONE
So the first candid
"ONE TWO THREE'
me and kym juped up with our hands right open covering the scholars... whoops
Then next picture
me and kym opend out hands and legs(my leg got in the way of jamie's leg)
Nikki was stangling me
Jamie was boxing me thigh....
BLEAHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok so i came up with a new word today
SHITISM
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Aint i awesome
Anw i would love to take this wonderful opportunity t thank brenda for inspiring
c&K(Chloe&Kym)(Clavin Klein)

"c&k -the most supremely awesome juniors we are!
We're so awesome people wanna wear us
INTERNATIONAL AWESOMENESS!
Everyone Knows us !

For we are the UNDENIABALLY

AWESOMELY

FANTABULOUSE

c&k! "

Hmmm Remedial yet again.
Went with Jacq. and Nikki and Jamie
Jamie NOW knows the SUPREME AWESOMENESS of CHLOE the GREAT
Cos she wrote"I am CHLOE WONG THE SUPREME AWESOMENESS BOW DOWN TO ME"
And to make her write that you have to go do the MOST extreme things
BLEAH
CHLOE IS A SPACE HOGGER!
Today we took picture for JBF so i dragged KYM CHERYL and NIkki to tthe front so that EVERYONE can see our AWESOMENESS FACE except for me
They see my SUPREME AWESONESS FACE...
1) i WHAMMED into nikki SO that she cant be seen
2) The camera took the picture
3)Chloe RAN and screamed like an idiot
4)Nikki stangled Chloe pass the whole school
YAY ME!

AWESOMENESS DAY
DIDNT FAINT WHILE PLAYING THE PIANO FOR ONCE
AND watched tennis which popped out right infront of my face FOR ONCE
Sweden and Swidzerland....
Hoooooo......
Tennis is Addictive
BLAH
CHLOE IS THE SUPREME AWESOMENESS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

ITS BACK! ITS FINALLY BACK! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
:)

FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK
Please dont say im fevering up man
Urgh Bleah
Awn school had been the most productive(:
107 pages of new moon during history
Ahh new record.
Stupid obbsession-of-new-moon-which-came 5-monthslate
BTW