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Monday, March 30, 2009
THE VERY COMPLICATED STORY
THE VERY COMPLICATED STORY

So one day this beaver came along and saw a plate of jello but thought it was a muffin
And when beavers eat jello they bloat and when jellos get eaten by beavers they bloat
So the beaver couldn’t resist the jello so he ate it and bloated
So one day he met a moose called MAMA
So they knew MAMA was gonna be a great piccolo player so they wrote his contacts down
So beaver, being so damn stupid, he left the paper with MAMA’s contacts on a rock
And the rock came to life after Hui Jia Jumped on it (The FAT green turtle)
In between turtle and moose
So the rock came to life and treasured the paper and hunted MAMA the MOOSE down
A FEW YEARS LATER

As of today I have a green turtle called Huijia and its TINY;
It ran away to Jia Hui's tree house and comes back to eat my pineapple tarts;
It has a leaf on its forehead
And it’s NOW in my kitchen finding pineapple tarts but cant find any cause I ate them up
So it went up and ate my sister's French dresses (yes my sister has French dresses from France)
And my sister is complaining to my mom that I stole her dresses
Hui Jia is happily in Jia Hui's tree house munching away

So one day Jia Hui went to visit her tree house and saw the ripped pieces of cloth and saw a really FAT turtle
Then she stole my turtle
And then tricked me into thinking I didn’t have a turtle
So that’s how the turtle evolved into the cat named MANIS

A few years ago, Nikki had a pet moose and named it mama because of Chloe calling her mama.
One day mama the moose escaped from Nikki, because it accidentally let itself out and didn’t know how to get back in.
Then it went to jiahui's treehouse, where it met huijia
So, huijia used its magical powers and transformed it into a lizard
Then jiahui came along and took the lizard home because she liked it
And she named it Marcus.
So Jia Hui had a pet lizard named Marcus
Jia Hui loved to bully Marcus so Marcus’s tail kept dropping off
So she brought Marcus to her treehouse one day and left him with huijia (the fat turtle)
So Hui Jia used its magical powers to transform MAMA the MOOOSE into Marcus the Lizard and in to a human and blessed the human to have a sec 1 flautist like him
(So to simplify it Marcus the lizard was mama the moose and is the human)
That why
Caused he sensed Nikki was once its owner

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HELLO my name is CHLOEEE and i am a SHEEP. i go around killing unicorns and eating toast which pops out of my head. My toast comes with a FREE Continental breakfast. and i like WAFFLES and jelly beans for they are SQUISHY. please do not nag for i hate naggy people and PRUNE JUICE is E-V-I-L. beware

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